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Boy you've been working such a long, long time
So you must be ready to take a break tonight
Well we're all alone and we're lying side by side
Wanna give you something to keep you satisfied
 
A gift so special you world will be rocked,
Take a look inside
There's a Mac in my top!
 
Not gonna wear fancy lingerie, cause that doesn't work down in San Jose
Not gonna give you a sexy massage, you're busy with your startup down in our garage
 
Not gonna get you a hummer to drive, Al Gore said keep the wetlands alive
Wanna give you what I'm holding close to my heart
Come and get it boy!
 
It's a Mac in my top!
A Mac in my top boy
(Repeat)
 
Yeah you know the black one costs an extra three hundred dollars
But I got you one,
Something to show you're second to none
 
To all the girls out there who want to impress
There's no need to undress, just follow these steps
 
One - get dressed up like a fox
Two - stick a Mac in your top
Three - make him take off your top
And that's the way you do it
 
It's a Mac in your top
A Mac in your top boy
Yeah it runs Firefox
A Mac in my top boy
 
For his birthday,
Mac in your top!
Valentines day,
Mac in your top
How bout dinner?
Mac in your top!
 
Every single date night put a Mac in your top!
Driving on the 101 -  a Mac in your top!
Board meeting on Sand Hill Road - a Mac in your top!
On my Facebook profile -  a Mac in my top!
 
No poorly debugged device drivers for you baby . . . . . .